- 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
- 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
- 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
- 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
- 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
- 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
- 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女来源：考试大人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
- Save water. Shower with your girlfriend。
- 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结来源：www.examda.com婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
- Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught。
- Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop。
- When two’s company, three’s the result!
- The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise。
- Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life。
- Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children。
- Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two。